Groucho Marx 1890–1977
American film comedian

1. please accept my resignation. i don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.
   Groucho and Me (1959) ch. 26
2. From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
   blurb written for S. J. Perelman's book Dawn Ginsberg's Revenge (1928)
   Hector Arce Groucho (1979)
3. Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.
   letter, 28 March 1955
4. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
   Leo Rosten People I have Loved, Known or Admired (1970) ‘Groucho’
5. No, I'm breaking it in for a friend.
   when asked if Groucho were his real name
   attributed